A female teacher,was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.The boy said 'M'am, I should be in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis&she's in the 4th grade'.The M'am{Teacher}had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.She explained everything 2 thePrincipal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4thgrade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12&so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques & the boy got them right.The Principal then asked M'am 2send the boy 2 4th grade.M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4of,that Ï've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that uhave but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious&contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pinkthen comes out soft&sticky?The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop theanswer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wetb4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless.
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddlewith me when u're bored. The bestman always has me 1stn what am I?Boy: Wedding Ring.
M'am: I come in many sizes. WhenÏ'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose.
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tippenetrates,I come with a quiver .
Boy:Arrow.
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a'K'&if u dont get it, u've 2use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all menhave,it's longer in some men thanothers,the Pope doesn't use his&aman gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has nobone,but has muscles with a lot ofveins like pumpin&is responsible 4making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh ofrelief&told the teacher:-'Sendthe boy 2 University, I got the last10 questions wrong myself! =)) :>
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12&so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques & the boy got them right.The Principal then asked M'am 2send the boy 2 4th grade.M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4of,that Ï've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that uhave but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious&contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pinkthen comes out soft&sticky?The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop theanswer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wetb4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless.
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddlewith me when u're bored. The bestman always has me 1stn what am I?Boy: Wedding Ring.
M'am: I come in many sizes. WhenÏ'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose.
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tippenetrates,I come with a quiver .
Boy:Arrow.
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a'K'&if u dont get it, u've 2use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all menhave,it's longer in some men thanothers,the Pope doesn't use his&aman gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has nobone,but has muscles with a lot ofveins like pumpin&is responsible 4making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh ofrelief&told the teacher:-'Sendthe boy 2 University, I got the last10 questions wrong myself! =)) :>
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