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funny jokes: A Case Study on Wedding Decisions



COST:
Marriage expenses- Rs.2,00,000
Mthly expen-Rs.15,000
Wifes mthly maintainence- Rs.3,000

RETURNS:
SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 yrs- Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.
Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.

MEANING:
1400 times sex in 30 yrs 4 an estimated expenditure of 66,80,000 + 2,00,000 spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate 29,84,890
= 99,64,890

CALCULATIONS:
A Man spends Rs.7120 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.

CONCLUSION:
Outsourcing is cheaper ! . . . Think wice before agreeing marriage proposal

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